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June 20, 2008

no, you don't.

"Agnes Piekarska, Studio B's general manager and a 16-year Greenpointer, says that the venue works to keep customers from disturbing the neighbors. She notes that bouncers shoo patrons off area stoops and steer departing clubgoers away from nearby residential streets. She also maintains that the club has received few complaints from Greenpoint residents."

If you did that, WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. I can see the corner from my window. No one, repeat, no one, has ever moved anyone from the corner EXCEPT US GOING OUT OF THE BUILDING AND DOING SO. I watch stupid white boys peeing on the steps of Budd Woodworking, where people eat lunch every day, in full view of the bouncers, and no one has ever said anything - except us.

Assholes.

June 13, 2008

studio b, friday night

studio_b_friday.jpg

Yep. They're sure paying attention to the fact that they have no cabaret license and have no certificate of occupancy for that second floor, aren't they?


May 12, 2008

DOH inspections for Greenpoint

Our house is not a bunch of sissies; I have travelled in Africa, India and Southeast Asia, and I will eat from street vendors judiciously. However, the DOH results in Greenpoint continue to make us sad, and we quietly have to avoid some favorites and go back to some former classics that had been retired from overuse - and vice versa.

I also find that the attitude of the staff at the restaurant makes a difference to me when I review the DOH rating. If it is someone who I feel like is making all best efforts, I might overlook an infraction or two. I'm not talking about things like not having a choking poster up, I'm talking the more egregious errors. However, if you've been a jerk when I've been in, or less than friendly, or if you appear completely incompetent, I have no confidence at all in your ability to keep things clean. No doubt, it is tough to run a restaurant in NYC. No doubt that the DOH is cracking down more zealously than they used to. I imagine the truth is somewhere in the middle, which is why I'll give some people the benefit of the doubt.

You can look up the DOH results for Greenpoint here.

Given the last paragraph, I have no desire to call anyone in particular out. Just want to make people aware that the results are available to them and they can make their own choices.


May 04, 2008

the first roof deck weekend at Studio B

We moved our car off of Banker.

We took a walk by the place on the way home from work. The tarps were off the openings at the front of the roof garden and they were attaching something that looked like guy wires to the front of the openings, clearly designed to stop the hipsters from falling out of the openings. That's the kind of thing that strikes me that you do well before the night you open, but what do I know? They look flimsy and completely inadequate and given the kinds of things I've seen DOB refuse to license, kind of shocked me that they would be legal.

Oh, wait.

Now, it wasn't nice weather Friday night, so we had the windows closed, and the baseball game started late, so we had an ambient noise filter. On the other hand, it doesn't start getting obnoxiously loud at Studio B until well after midnight. We are lucky that our building is reasonably well insulated and that we were really goddamn tired, and the windows being closed was a big plus. So the first night of the roof deck didn't seem to be any noisier than your usual Friday or whatever night. However, there was 100% more police presence than any night we have ever seen. We also saw what looked like a fire department official vehicle out front around 1am (Miss Heather says 1:30, I'll trust her report).

But I don't have the worst of it and I know it. So, neighbors, how was it for you this weekend? Oh, and they're going to have another party on Wednesday. From 10-4 am. Because, you know, no one has to actually work - not when daddy's paying the rent on your loft share out at Morgan.

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

January 24, 2008

my thoughts on the 475 kent debacle

I found out about the evacuation of 475 Kent through the website of a writer, who was distraught that she'd come home from a book tour to find out that she'd been evicted while she was away. I click on the link and it goes to 475 Kent.

When I was planning my move to Brooklyn, 475 Kent was one of the buildings I was considering. I wanted to live in a creative community and I wanted a big open space, but in the end we went the traditional apartment route because while it would have been great for me, it probably wouldn't have been so great for my other half. Thus we ended up in Greenpoint.

But 475 Kent being evicted breaks my heart. This is not one of the loft buildings full of stupid hipster kids from Iowa, like out at Morgan or Jefferson, these were some of the OG's. There was a difference, you could feel it when you walked into the building (and I have been in all of these buildings).

The threatened demise of 475 Kent breaks my heart because we are slowly killing this city of its life and its creativity and the things that makes it tick, the things that made me want to come back, the things that make people dream about this city and spend their whole lives planning how they can manage to come and live here. It is already so hard, it has always been hard.

But this isn't hard. This is just fucking inhumane.

I understand the safety violations and the concerns for safety. Everyone here is pushing everything to the edge: the landlord, FDNY, DOB. But this is a group of tenants who are not whining about entitlement, they are prepared to TAKE ACTION and restore their homes, their community, and their livelihood in most cases.

Listen, I hate hipsters more than the next person. That is not this building.

I just feel like every day I am watching the soul of this city vanish.

much respect to the residents of 475 kent. don't back down.

October 28, 2007

how to find an apartment in greenpoint.

I spent a year and a half working in real estate. The truth about Greenpoint real estate is that there is very little available, because people don't move if they have a good deal, and because most of it rents via word of mouth, personal referrals, and then finally, the local real estate agents, many of whom are Polish-speaking. They will occasionally show up on Craigslist*, but most of the great finds simply do not.

Google maps are great and all, but there is no replacement for shoe leather. It astounded me when people would call me, looking for an apartment in Greenpoint, but had never ever come here and walked around. If you haven't done that, you are wasting your time. So go get on the train and then come back here.

The best way to find an apartment in Greenpoint is to come out here, preferably during the week, and walk around and ASK. Dress nicely, be polite, and go into stores and restaurants and coffee shops and ASK. Ask your friends who live here to ask their landlords - even if they don't have anything available, all landlords know each other. But, again, ASK. This is not something that yields immediate results. But it is the absolute best way to find a great deal and not have a million people competing with you.

Walking around also acquaints you with the neighborhood, if you're not already. Get a map. Walk around. See the grocery store, the dry cleaner, the 99 cent stores. See where the G train exits are, ride the B61 to LIC and see how easy the connection to the 7 is. Don't reject the part of Greenpoint that's on the other side of McGuinness, because some of the nicest streets are over there. But you won't find them if you don't walk around and see for yourself.

And, yes, sure. Call the brokers and check the Craigslist ads because there will be some one-offs offered by owners who don't have the time and energy to deal with the phone calls and the appointments and the paperwork. But it's not easy and it's definitely not going to get any easier. The one thing you have going for you is that most people don't want to live in Greenpoint, they all want to live in Williamsburg.

Good luck!

October 16, 2007

manhattan ferry in greenpoint?

Despite my maternal grandparents coming from Poland, I do not speak or read Polish (they never would have allowed it), but I do think that one of the local Polish dailies had a headline story about the possibility of a Manhattan ferry running from GREENPOINT.

Perhaps someone fluent in the language could help? Was I imagining this?

I was just saying last night that the issue I think that gets overlooked in this neighborhood is transportation. This could solve some of the problems. (Some, not all.)

October 04, 2007

CB1 Public Safety Meeting tonight

While everyone is prepared for meeting Mayor Mike at the Polonaise tonight, I'd like to point out that Community Board #1's monthly Public Safety Meeting is tonight. This is the place where you can find out who has applied for a liquor license.

I note a Greenpoint newcomer: The Stuffed Owl, 988-990 Manhattan Avenue (new) Which is between India and Huron. Will need to go check it out, if Miss Heather doesn't beat me to it. (And lest you think that's snarky, I'm actually counting on her getting to it before me!)

Sorry for the dearth in posting recently. New job and baseball sorrow. Will pick things up soon, I promise.

August 15, 2007

Parks Department Survey on the McCarren Park Pool

Please take the survey if you are at all concerned about restoring a vital neighborhood resource. There's a lot of attention being given to the survey from the indie music community, which is all well and good, but most of them don't live in the area, and frankly there already more than enough concert venues in New York City.

While I'm happy to see the pool space being used instead of lying dormant, and acknowledge that the concerts at the Pool have brought the McCarren Park Pool into mainstream consciousness, I don't see it being a major loss to the music community, or to the community, if in future concerts are not the main focus of the space. I don't think it's the greatest concert venue ever, and don't want to see a neighborhood resource co-opted by people who don't live in the neighborhood.

I realize this makes me sound like a cranky old fart, and I probably am one to some extent, but *people* live here - families, old people, single people, new immigrants - NOT just hipsters. I don't want to see the pool turned into a hipster oasis because just plain folks didn't take the time to make their voices heard, while the indie rock blogosphere rallies the troops and makes the Parks Dept. think that everyone would just be fine if concerts were the main activity at the Pool.

So if you live in the neighborhood, please take the time to fill out the survey. Please.

July 19, 2007

new noise regulations

After the most recent incident with Studio B crowds, we received something very interesting in the mail. It is a request from the city for more information, and gives us an option to have them come to our house to check noise levels during the time the club is open - they actually ask you what time the noise generally occurs and that they can come to our house to measure it.

Either it's about the new noise regs, or other people have complained and they're one step away from issuing citations to the club.

Or both.

[Just be a good neighbor. Every other bar in New York City has a sign saying, Please respect our neigbhors and enforces it. This goes for the rest of the Greenpoint newcomers.]

July 09, 2007

the weekend at Studio B

FRIDAY NIGHT
The boyfriend was coming back from a work event, and had phoned when he was leaving. About an hour and a half later, I'm starting to be concerned that he's not home yet, combined with being concerned about the noise from the street outside. There's more than the usual volume of murmuring, loud shouting, bottles being thrown, traffic backing up.

I'm about to pick up the phone to call 311, when I hear a key in the door. The boyfriend had been home for about half an hour, but was on the corner monitoring the shouting and bottle breaking. 311 told him that he had to call 911 because of the bottle throwing. The boyfriend also noted that everyone from inside the club appeared to be on the sidewalk.

The cops did show up about 20 minutes later but at that point the crowd had dissipated and the bottle breakers had headed elsewhere.

SATURDAY NIGHT
We came back from babysitting my niece and nephew in Jersey around 2am (their parents had gone to Live Earth). Banker St. was as busy as it would be at 8pm on a Friday night. Cabs are pulling up and discharging people on the corner every few minutes. We are trying to unload the car with a SUV impatiently waiting for us to move away from the trunk so they can pull up to the bumper and park behind us. I stood on the sidewalk waiting for the SUV to park, because it was full of girls wearing club gear, and didn't trust them to not ding the car.

It wasn't that hot but we shut the windows and turned on the air conditioning because in the hour it took us to get ready for bed, the noise was ridiculous. People standing in the middle of the street hugging. People having conversations for 10 minutes as they get into a cab, blocking traffic, causing drivers to honk. Etc.

Sunday morning, the street was full of trash. i mean, FULL OF TRASH. At first I thought that one of the newly-supplied city garbage cans that stand on the corners of Banker St. and Franklin St. had blown over, but they were there (and full to the gills). The street was full of hundreds and hundreds of club postcard fliers EVERYWHERE. Studio B has gotten good about cleaning up the sidewalk right in front of the club, but the residual trash that goes down the block to 239 Banker (which is unoccupied) and the industrial properties across the street are now accumulating trash after busy nights as well.

Some calls to 311 are on the list for today.

February 12, 2006

"It's called a BLIZZARD."

"Please forgive me for asking this, but have you looked out the window today? Do you not have 2 feet of snow wherever you might be? Sorry, but I am not working today."

Calyer St., Greenpoint

(The picture sucks -- it is still f'ing snowing and I didn't want the camera to get too wet -- but you get the general idea.)

January 24, 2006

WHY I STILL DON'T HAVE WATER AT 5PM

Day TWO of water-cessation, parking-space-hogging, noise-generating, motherfucking-inconvenient, lengthy construction project #2, duration unknown (because they were two months off with the last one):

construction in Greenpoint

January 09, 2006

a memo to brooklyn delis

If you have a deli counter, serve sandwiches, are open until 11pm (or, in some cases, 24 hours a day), are on an arterial or other main thoroughfare, and perform a brisk business of workers, truck drivers, car service drivers, and others who require being on the street all day long -- can you please explain how it is possible THAT YOU CAN RUN OUT OF BREAD ENTIRELY BY 3PM, thus disabling your ability to BE A DELI and provide sandwiches, as advertised?

Would that not be a sign that, perhaps, you need to order ADDITIONAL BREAD?

Just something to consider.

yr. faithful servant, etc.

January 08, 2006

Feliz Día de Reyes Mago, or WHY IS THERE A TRAFFIC JAM ON SUNDAY

What should have been a 10 minute drive over to Graham and Grand ended up taking 45, and the only reason it ended at 45 was because I stopped trying to find a shortcut, parked anywhere and walked. What I thought was a police action of some sort was simply a parade.

In January.

It took some creative Googling to find out what the parade was for (because, short of Philly, parading anywhere outside of California in January strikes me as insane.)

the three kings, graham ave, brooklyn


more kings, graham ave, brooklyn

Feliz Día de Reyes Mago, or Three Kings Day, is celebrated on January 6 to commemorate the biblical story of the Three Wise Men, or Magi, who traveled to Bethlehem to give the baby Jesus gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh. The holiday is popular throughout Latin America and Hispanic communities in the United States . In many countries it is Three Kings Day, rather than Christmas Day, when gifts are exchanged. After the parade, the “Three Wise Men” distribute toys to local children.

December 30, 2005

A MEMO TO NEW YORK IN RE: THE LATTE.

Dear New York City:

Let's face it: you know food. As a young child, I was taught at my father's knee that there were certain food items that one did not order outside of New York City, much less West of the Mississippi. I would test your culinary boundaries, but for the most part, my father's warnings held true. You elevate food, dining, and all related activities into an art form, or at the very least, a ritual.

This is why I am continually amazed at your inability to master the latte.

This morning I ordered a 16oz soy latte from a well-known establishment on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg. I watched as the barista was juggling bagel orders while my espresso sat...and sat... and sat. My drink was handed to me with a note that if it was "too hot" I should let him know. That should have been my warning. It wasn't until i was outside and down the block that I realized that the drink wasn't too hot, it had been BURNT until it was bereft of any flavor whatsoever, it was so full that it exploded the minute I took the top off of it, there was nothing resembling the trademark latte foam, and that the soy milk had not been shaken with each use so what was in my drink was diluted down to the consistency of chalk water (and the taste of same was not far off).

My drink cost $4, not including the $1 tip (I lived in Seattle for nine years - I *tip* my barista). I would have been happier with a 60 cent coffee from my local bodega, the God Bless Deli & Grocery, and this is the establishment I will patronize in future.

I realize I am spoiled. In Seattle, the ANY DRINK, ANY FLAVOR, ANY SIZE $2.50 drive-through espresso stand near my house (which I affectionately referred to as "McLatte") made a better beverage than anything I have ever had in the New York metropolitan area. However, it seems like a simple issue: if you don't have someone on staff at all times that knows how to run an espresso machine properly, don't offer it on your menu. End of story.

In Seattle, one is accustomed to one's barista being a member of the local rock and roll community. I have fond memories of being served lattes by members of the Western State Hurricanes and the Murder City Devils, amongst others. Given the fact that the greater NYC metro area has more Future Rock Stars of America per block than any other area in the country, it is perplexing in the extreme that no one here can seem to make an espresso beverage worth drinking.

And don't even suggest the "S" word. Shame on you.

Warmest regards,

me.

December 26, 2005

december 23

view from top of rockefeller center, north

Our anniversary celebrations found us making an impromptu visit to the observatory at the top of Rockefeller Center, just as the magic hour set in. Somehow, there were no lines, there were no huge crowds, and cheesy or not, it was one of those moments that reminds you why you live in the greatest city in the world.

Click on the photos so you can see the large size images at flickr, it is so totally worth it.

view from top of rockefeller center, south

December 22, 2005

what's the more infuriating news story?

The vitriol is kind of split in the house right now:


  • The strike totally derailing our anniversary plans
  • The strike totally demolishing the day job
  • Bloomberg saying or doing just about anything
  • Pataki trying to act presidential
  • Toussant being compared to Rosa Parks or Martin Luther King
  • Patriot Act being renewed
  • Johnny Damon getting traded to the Yankees

At least I can get back and forth to Woodside in about an hour now, although Queens Blvd. (the approach to the Queensboro, which everyone is taking because it is free) is becoming more and more impossible to cross; people care less and less about blocking intersections. I realize people have more horrific strike stories than I do, but like everyone else, any sympathy I had for the transit workers (and I'm honestly not sure I had any) is gone.

December 20, 2005

transit strike, day one

BQE, 8:30am, 12-20-05

That was the BQE at about 8:30 this morning, after I'd dropped the boyfriend at Woodside, and didn't want to sit in the backup leading to Queens Blvd. (which was really the backup to the Queensboro Bridge). Thanks to the day job, I have a passing acquaintence with the industrial zones in Brooklyn and Queens so it wasn't that difficult for me to figure out how to get back home, and managed to get plenty of practice with the new camera as I sat in traffic:

maspeth avenue

December 15, 2005

transit strike/storm countdown, tick tick tick


twu-unfair
Originally uploaded by spotteddogsdotorg.
The traffic is so incredibly bad right now - there isn't more of it, but what there is has sunk to an all-time low - that I cannot imagine what it will be like on the streets if there is a transit strike. I am having to budget 45 minutes to get from Greenpoint to Bed-Stuy and at least 30 to get to some parts of Bushwick right now (shave 10-15 minutes off those times for 'normal' driving times). I don't quite know what it is but it has been hell on the roads for the past week and a half.

It is strange how the strike inserts itself into all your plans. I had been trying to find a few hours to go into Manhattan to do nothing more than hit Macy's for a few hours and pick up my mail at my p.o. box, and once I realized I wasn't going to be able to do it today (work got busy all of a sudden), I did my shopping online, and will have to wait and see with the rest. I can always drive to Long Island or Connecticut if I have to. And, of course, the boyfriend is home for the holidays, so if there is a strike, I will be crawling out of bed early each morning to ferry him to Woodside to catch the LIRR.

All we can do right now is sit watching NY1 as though we will have an answer any time before midnight, and wait for the allegedly impending ICE STORM 2005. The precipitation right now is just small glistening speckles that look like large sugar crystals, and that turn transparent as soon as they hit the ground - but are still there, because you hear them crackle underfoot as you walk down the sidewalk.

December 12, 2005

quote of the day

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
- George Bernard Shaw